You wake up looking like a Victoria's Secret model...at least the top half anyway.
Shaving your legs while standing in the shower is a workout and leaves you breathless.
You seriously consider purchasing the cotton candy maker from Wal-Mart.
You added lanugo to your list of "Cutest Words in the World."
A thimble full of water makes you pee 8 times at night.
Your husband texts people to proclaim how much food you just put away at the Mexican restaurant. (true story!)
The baby sock aisle makes tears come to your eyes.
You literally beg and plead with your pants to fit for just a little bit longer.
You swear your ultrasound pictures are cuter than any other parents' pics.
You decorate your imaginary nursery in your sleep, curtains and all.
You want to hold anything that is a baby- baby sheep, baby goats, baby skunks; it really doesn't matter.
You actually know what lanugo is and compare all soft things to it.
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